How many kindergarteners could you take in a fight quiz

Let's see video. Hurt five year olds or GTFO! Reminds me of the Zombie Survival Guide. Is this a scummy marketing ploy, or is he deliberately trying to sabotage his audience's pagerank with spammy SEO tactics? What if they're all named Ender Wiggin? Come on you little fuckers!

Put up yer dukes!! I got 31 as well. Bring it, bitches. What about a 10 year old? Same as in town. Mine said 33, but I'd think it depends on where the relative start positions were. If you start surrounded you'd go down pretty quickly. Not bad for a girl. Is this a scummy marketing ploy? Here's an idea -- why not spread holiday cheer by killing the 37 five-year-olds attacking the person in line behind you?

The whole exercise reminds me of a prior mefi posting about student-teacher relations during the Chinese Cultural Revolution. On some occasions you had classrooms of kids bullying these full grown adults. Not quite the same age group, but I bet those guys were asking a similar question am-I-right-guys? What do you expcect from a guy who isn't even man enough to cheat on his wife posted by BozoBurgerBonanza at AM on December 18, [ 3 favorites ]. Of course, while you could wield one kid as a weapon, I'd think your numbers would go up.

As nixerman points out , and as I alluded to in the earlier askme, completely fearless 5 year olds aren't like any real 5 year olds. It doesn't matter that a 5 year old doesn't know "what death is," they certainly know what pain is and will try to avoid it. With real 5 year olds, I don't think you're going to get much of a fight out of them once you pick up the nearest one and tear open his carotid with your teeth.

My five-year-old kicks my ass all the time. Usually when I'm taking a nap. I agree with nixerman : How do you get kindergarteners to want to fight? Perhaps if you fed them a few black coffees laced with PCP they might become bloodthirsty. I bet he knows from experience, if not personally, I'm sure he's seen it happen to someone else. And why hasn't anyone linked to the AskMe thread on this?

My wife and I attended a local professional wrestling event last week a friend is one of the wrestlers. Of course, the front row of seats next to the ring was full of 8-toyear-olds, just LOVING everything, screaming for the "good guys", booing the "bad guys", etc. The wrestlers were playing to the kids, yelling at them, acting mean, running around for high-fives, etc.

No matter how good shape you're in, enough little kids would drag you down. Plus, a kick to the balls is a kick to the balls.

I wouldn't fight hordes of 5 year olds. I'd open up with a machine gun from a good yards out. Gotta Nth nixerman, I see anyone take out 10 or 20 guys just like me without breaking a sweat, psychologically you'd probably start re-thinking attacking this guy. If a baboon bit your ear off, which emotion would it most likely invoke? Fear, panic, and tears Shock and horror A murderous rage as black as my cold, dead heart 9 questions remain.

In your lifetime, how many fights have you been in? How far can you kick a soccer ball? I have no idea A short distance, maybe feet Moderate distance, feet Very far - more than feet 7 questions remain. Could you kick the head off a fast-moving baboon? Leaving Afghanistan Behind. This content is created and maintained by a third party, and imported onto this page to help users provide their email addresses.

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